Brie “Lee” Bella vs. Nikki Bella
AJ Lee’s music hits, but out comes Brie Bella dressed like the WWE Divas Champion. And let me tell you what, she looks pretty damn identical to AJ at a quick glance.
Anyways, out comes her twin sister, Nikki Bella. Bella and Bella will take each other on now in an “Exhibition Match.”
Before the bell can ring, however, the real deal AJ Lee makes her way to the ring. She joins the gang on commentary, to a round of “CM Punk” chants from the crowd.
Nikki dominates most of the match while AJ makes jokes on commentary. The finish saw AJ distract Nikki, allowing Brie to score the pin. After the match, as Nikki beats up Brie for winning when she wasn’t supposed to, AJ hits the ring and attacks her. Then, however, AJ attacks Brie as well. She skips off as her music plays.
Winner: Brie Bella
Backstage: John Cena & Ryback
In a pretty damn good little backstage segment, John Cena approaches Ryback and tries to recruit him for his Survivor Series team once again. Ryback says he’s only on Team Ryback. Cena says it’s funny how Ryback says “Feed Me More,” only to get a chance to eat at the big table, and suddenly he’s not hungry. Cena walks off.
The Usos & Los Matadores vs. Goldust, Stardust, The Miz & Damien Mizdow
The Usos make their way to the ring. During their ring entrance, we head to another commercial break.
When we return from the break, three other teams are in the ring, as Goldust and Stardust, Los Matadores and The Miz and Damien Mizdow are all ready for battle. The bell rings and here we go.
The Miz gets control of one of the Usos and teases a tag to Mizdow, which the fans pop big for. So, of course, Miz tags in Goldust instead. The fans boo and then break out into a loud “we want Mizdow” chant as Goldust picks up where Miz left off, beating up Uso. We head to a mid-match commercial.
When we return from the break, all of the action is still going on. All of the teams break out into a big brawl. It turns out, this was an eight-man tag-match, not every team for himself. In the end, Goldust and Stardust, along with the team of The Miz and Damien Mizdow, pick up the “W.” After the match, we head to another break.
Winners: Goldust, Stardust, The Miz & Damien Mizdow
Survivor Series Contract Signing
We’re back from the break and the first thing we hear is “King of Kings.” Out comes “Team Authority,” along with Triple H, Stephanie McMahon, Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble. The carpet is laid out in the ring and the table is in there as well. It’s time for our big Survivor Series contract signing.
Triple H begins by talking about how important this Sunday’s Survivor Series main event is, getting choked up in the process. He and Steph talk about how they won’t lose. They can’t. HHH introduces “what’s left” of “Team Cena.” This leads to John Cena coming out by himself.
Cena says he’s going to make sure Team Authority loses. He says he’ll make sure of it, even if he has to pick four people out of the audience. He proceeds to pick out four fans, two of which were little kids. He says even if he went to battle with those four guys, he’s going to make sure Team Authority loses.
Cena, in rare form, sits at a chair next to the announce team and breaks down, one-by-one, who is going to be eliminated this Sunday. In order, Cena says Kane, Luke Harper, Rusev and Seth Rollins will lose.
He gets back in the ring. As he continues his speech, however, Stephanie slaps him in the face. He moves the table and says Steph better get out of the ring because it’s go time. He takes his shirt off and tells them to make a move.
Boom. Dolph Ziggler’s music hits. He comes down to the ring holding his neck. He enters the ring and stands next to Cena. Next out is Big Show. Erick Rowan is next out. Finally, Cesaro’s music hits and out he comes, however, once he hits the ring, he moves over to Team Authority. As Stephanie and Team Authority laughs, however, as everyone expects via the “Feed Me More” chants, out comes Ryback.
Everyone brawls until Triple H and Ryback are left alone in the ring. The two stare each other down until Cena appears from behind and hits the A.A. on HHH. Cena and his entire team raise each others hands and pose for the crowd as the WWE Survivor Series “go-home” edition of RAW goes off the air.
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